Internet Scam, part 4

I send Bill my info.
Everything.
Bank #s, credit cards, SSN, everything.



















Because I'm as stupid as you are gullible.

























I send Bill my shipping info. I then file an internet fraud report with the internet fraud commission. And good news...
Bill is on the ball, with punctuation improving every second that he thinks he's getting richer. Well, except of course for the longest run-on sentence ever in internet fraud history.

"Greetings,
Thanks for the reply and the information you sent.
Concerning payment I have just called my friend now and he has said he'd be sending a money order of $2850 to your contact address in which you will remove the asking price $450 after cashing it in a local check cashing point or in any western union outlet and an extra $100 for your running around and then wire the balance to the shipper via western union money transfer that he will use for all his flight charges and for the insurance of the shipment when being shipped. I hope I can trust you on this? So you will be getting the money order this week,The information of the shipper will probably be sent alongside the money order. I will notify you if he has sent it. Looking forward to completing this transaction w/ you.
Get back to me asap.
BILL"


What, Bill, no "regards" this time? Greedy fucker.
How dumb do you think I am?
I shouldn't have replied for a day and then wrote, "Sorry for the late response. I was busy playing 3 card monty. I can't believe how dumb I can be sometimes."

But I didn't.
I joined forces with Harish, which I contend is a friendship built for this sole experience (which means our time together is almost over, buddy).
We hashed out the details and responded simply, with just a small addition of irony.
Of course Bill would never see our transparently playful act with his greedy eyes on my loan money...