Friday night saltine challenge

Those who know us well have seen a number of stupid challenges attempted over the years. Some are easy. Some are impossible. Some are safe. Others make Ryan puke for a solid night. Normally the payout is in the range of $5-10, and normally someone gets it done. In that spirit, via phone, I offered Ryan $10 if he could eat 4 saltine crackers in 60 seconds without drinking anything. He called me an idiot, picked up crackers on the way home, and thought of all the ways he could spend my ten dollars (this may or may not be my own conjecture). PLC (Dr. Craun) decided to stand by reason instead of her man, and agreed to film the event for me. They called when it was going down, she gave Christine and I the play by play via speakerphone, and let's just say my 10 GWs aren't going anywhere. If anyone wants the videos, hit me up with an IM or email (jwilk001@umaryland.edu).