Internet Scam, part 10: impatience

So now I'm getting strung-out junkie IMs from you folk demanding to know what's going on with Bill. Bill is fine, I'm sure. We tracked down his IP address to the Netherlands. What good does that do? Well, nothing yet, but it's good to know...and helps explain the horrendous spelling and grammar.

Anyhow, I got antsy and sent Bill an urgent email:

"Bill,

I have another offer on the desk. When will this check be here? I am going to be leaving in 2 weeks to teach a seminar on assault rifle technology. I need to know that it's on its way.

Thanks again,
Jeremy"


Too over the top? Yeah, maybe, but now I'm really antsy...