My idiot friends

I work 15 hours and come home to this:

i am BrownMan: without reading the link - it appears that hookers take 48 minutes to turn a trick. is that the phrase? turn a trick? do you think at hooker conventions they come up with the terminology? do you think male hookers and female hookers have the same conventions? b/c a convention is a hooker's dream, lots of lonely guys in from out of town, that's a cash cow. but do you think a hooker convention would still have prosititutes looking to earn a buck? i mean, think about it, a hooker working the hooker convention would be like, "what's going on here? i didn't get a memo about a hooker convention."

Auto response from jaaaarome 07: what a horrendous day. long call tomorrow.

i am BrownMan: then the head hooker would say something along the lines of "well we sent out emails about it. what's your address?" then the hooker would be like "MoJohns4Me@yahoo.com" and the convention leader would be "oh, we have 'johns' spelled without the 'h' - we'll correct that as soon as we get back to our hooker headquarters".

i am BrownMan: i had to get that out of my system before the weekend, thanks my man.

i am BrownMan signed off at 3:41:36 PM.




I'm such a good listener.