be weary, men
jaaaarome 07: if you're going to do it, do it right
jaaaarome 07: speaking of which, i saw an OJ jersey today
mtchbx79: really?
mtchbx79: someone wearing one around?
jaaaarome 07: yeah
jaaaarome 07: bills 32
mtchbx79: that's class
jaaaarome 07: it's baltimore!!!
mtchbx79: too bad not a 49ers "throwback"
jaaaarome 07: you know he just bought it too
jaaaarome 07: that wasn't available awhile back
mtchbx79: really a shame
mtchbx79: now if only i could get my ron mexico jersey
jaaaarome 07: do you want a "save the date" card?
jaaaarome 07: wait a sec
jaaaarome 07: kick me in the nuts
jaaaarome 07: hard
mtchbx79: save the date? you deserve a bitch slap
jaaaarome 07: did i just change an OJ/ron mexico conversation to wedding minutiae?
jaaaarome 07: ok, well what's done is done
jaaaarome 07: yes/no? circle one
mtchbx79: there is no saving you anymore
mtchbx79: 2nd weekend of sept?
jaaaarome 07: 9/9
mtchbx79: good enough.
jaaaarome 07: so no?
mtchbx79: i'll prob just lose the card
jaaaarome 07: woohoo, just cut 39 cents out of the budget!
It's about time I turned in my gun and my badge. You know...danger to self or others.
jaaaarome 07: speaking of which, i saw an OJ jersey today
mtchbx79: really?
mtchbx79: someone wearing one around?
jaaaarome 07: yeah
jaaaarome 07: bills 32
mtchbx79: that's class
jaaaarome 07: it's baltimore!!!
mtchbx79: too bad not a 49ers "throwback"
jaaaarome 07: you know he just bought it too
jaaaarome 07: that wasn't available awhile back
mtchbx79: really a shame
mtchbx79: now if only i could get my ron mexico jersey
jaaaarome 07: do you want a "save the date" card?
jaaaarome 07: wait a sec
jaaaarome 07: kick me in the nuts
jaaaarome 07: hard
mtchbx79: save the date? you deserve a bitch slap
jaaaarome 07: did i just change an OJ/ron mexico conversation to wedding minutiae?
jaaaarome 07: ok, well what's done is done
jaaaarome 07: yes/no? circle one
mtchbx79: there is no saving you anymore
mtchbx79: 2nd weekend of sept?
jaaaarome 07: 9/9
mtchbx79: good enough.
jaaaarome 07: so no?
mtchbx79: i'll prob just lose the card
jaaaarome 07: woohoo, just cut 39 cents out of the budget!
It's about time I turned in my gun and my badge. You know...danger to self or others.
posted by jerm at 21:09
4 Comments:
emasculate
adj : having unsuitable feminine qualities [syn: effeminate, epicene, cissy, sissified, sissyish, sissy] v 1: deprive of strength or vigor; [syn: castrate] 2: remove the testicles of a male animal
Tough words from a guy who:
-roots for the new york giants
-has a name that means "blossoming flower" in hindi
-prefers block-shaped women
-finds "hooters" just a little too wild...but that's what makes it exciting
-asked me if he could bring two dates to the wedding...because he needs help drinking equal to what we're paying for
-had his life peak in 2000 when the yankees last won and he was young enough to party...but doesn't realize it yet
-thinks the meaning of life lies in a 12 game 14 point teaser
lets get this straight:
-nothing wrong with being a Giants fan
-Harish is a sanskrit name, not hindi, you ignorant honky.
-block-shaped women prefer me.. i can't control how irresistable i am.
-i like the "hooters" restaurants that turn the A/C up real high even in december
-i wanted to bring two dates to the wedding.... but for other reasons. you do the math.
-my life's peak was in 1996, get it straight. Maybe i should sell that jeffrey maier autograph on ebay now.
-you're damn right... did you see duke lose, tennessee lose, and texas lose all in the same night? you know what the payout was on that parlay?
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